Boniface X is back!
He has set up his Twitter account again and has recovered the old Thomas Sparks address Roman Catholicism – The Apostolic See. He lacks the flamboyant pizzaz of Peter III at El Palmar de Troya and he still asks his followers to take him at face value – without showing his face or identity. He uses the title attributed to St Malachi – Petrus Romanus.
The reinvented pope is teaching Feeneyism as did his predecessor of his website address Thomas Sparks. Sparks was also a keen Jansenist. He seems to have been rewording his diatribe about the necessity for everyone to submit to him – in order to avoid gnashing his teeth or gums (unless teeth are provided) in hell for all eternity!
In short, Christian life is resumed in anxiously looking up these two sites to find the latest infallible bull…
At last we have the pope’s voice. He is American and aged 30 to 40 years given the youthfulness of his voice, although speaking in a flat tone. He seems to have lost his Holy Roman Emperor, since he is no longer mentioned.
Just a few of the more amusing Tweets:
WHERE IS MY ROYAL SUPPORT? The royal family in England did much better under the true Popes like myself, than after it went out on its own. It became like a withering leaf apart from us, until all that was left was mere pretense.
wears the purple, except when he goes into the Holy of Holies (Leviticus 16:4).
I am also the only Pontiff who teaches, like Noah, that God’s people will only be saved through water (the water of baptism). Behold He comes quickly, enter my Ark before it is too late.
I only mention this oddity for its curiosity value, since there are quite a few deluded gentlemen in our time claiming the papacy and peddling junk religion. I think most of my readers are as vaccinated as I am, and I didn’t even have to get the jab from Bill Gates!