Euthanasia and Young People

One evening, my mother and I were sitting in the lounge and we were talking about life and death.

I said to her: “Mum, never let me live in a vegetative state in which I would have to depend on machines and bottles. If you see me in that state, disconnect the machines keeping me alive. I would prefer to die!”

In a spirit of admiration, my mother got up and disconnected the television, the DVD player, the cable Internet, the computer, the MP3/4 player, the Play-2, the PSP, the WII and the telephone. She took my cell phone, my IPod, my Blackberry – and threw away all my bottles of beer.

I nearly died!!!